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Don't be sad don't be blue
Roses r red violets r blue
some1 like u belongs 2 the
ZOO!
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There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people
with your face
...NO SEX
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The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?
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What's that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH..... Its your face!
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This mgs can only b read by a male: Try again.. Nothing? i guess ur just not masculine enough....HEY don't push it poofda
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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How Do U Keep An Idiot Entertained?
Press Down
Press Up......................
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A-ur attractive B-ur beautiful C-ur caring D-ur delicous E-ur exciting F-ur funny G-ur gorgeous H-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!
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If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards!
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Press down if you down like me
You git!
U fuckin bastard!
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tomorrow A-B-C
YOU F@#KIN MORON!
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In case of fire read this message
I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense ???
Tell you later !!!
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A group of monkeys has escaped from JHB Zoo yersterday nite & one of them is holding a mobile phone rite now.
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Do you know what the difference between getting laid and the pope getting laid?If the Pope gets laid, it’s a sin, and if U get laid, it’s a f@#ken miracle
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I can only please 1 person a day& 2day just ain't ur fucking day
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God thought the world was beautiful, then he saw YOU!!
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U found a genie in a bottle & he said 2 u 'Name me ur wish' n you said 'make me gorgeous' he replied 'I grant wishes, not miracles!'
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This SMS can only be read by a sexy person.
Don't push it ugly !
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Don't be sad, don't be blue. Frankenstein was ugly too.
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Roses are red Violets are blue. God made me perfect, but what the hell happend to you?
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Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
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Psst! Cutie
yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey
Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
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Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
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yes,god made u first,but there is always a rough draft before the final copy
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
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Press Down
Press Up
Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
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im ur secret admirer u touch me in all the right places u always no how to turn me on ur lookin at me rite now smilin,who am i? im ur phone u fool
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We are pleased to tell you your results
Your IQ test came back Its Negative!!
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HOW DO U KEEP A BLONDE WOMEN BUSY ALL DAY? PUT HER IN A CIRCLE ROOM AT TELL HER TO GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER!
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some love 1 some love 2 i love some one and that one is (not) you
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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Girls think boys are fit.Boys think girls are sexy.But don't worry
I'm sure science will come up with something to help you.
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Your soooo ugly. If I had a face like yours i'd teach my arse to talk!
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